koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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lady gaga: *walks outside to check the mail*
fans: SHE'S BACK, BITCHES!
fans: ARTPOP IS COMING!!!
fans: THE NEW ALBUM COVER IS IN THAT MAIL
fans: SHE'S WALKING *walk walk fashion baby* BAD ROMANCE 2??
fans: SHE MADE 32 STEPS, ARTPOP ON AUGUST 32nd??
fans: IT'S 6pm, ''TWILIGHT'' NEW SINGLE??
fans: SHE IS WEARING JEANS!! NEW STYLE - NEW ERA?!
fans: HER LEGS LOOK LIKE A UPSIDE-DOWN 'V' - MTV VMAs???
fans: SHE'S SMILING AGAIN!! GET READY FOR ARTPOP!!

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

overbiter:

finally some good news

overbiter:

finally some good news

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results